"we have two lives, and the second begins when we realize we only have one."

nativeandnaive:

legendxofxzach:

One time during my freshmen year of college I forgot to do a history paper that was worth 20% of my grade and the teacher didn’t accept late work, so I waited until the professor handed back the papers and angrily asked where mine was. The teacher felt so bad for losing it he let me re-do the entire paper and gave me an A-

You fucking champ

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leinabby808:

anus:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

deep thoughts from an anus

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insert-badass-name-here:


taco-marco:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

What does this mean???? Help????




Wait for it

insert-badass-name-here:

taco-marco:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

What does this mean???? Help????

Wait for it

"If you can see a future without me and that doesn’t break your heart then we’re not doing what I thought we were doing here."
That 70’s Show (via temperare-te)

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"If a guy wants to be with a girl, he will make it happen, no matter what. So trust me when I say if a guy is treating you like he doesn’t give a shit, he genuinely doesn’t give a shit. No exceptions."
He’s Just Not That Into You (via allforthemems)

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missjessicasmith:

itseasytoremember:

Shout out to that one shirt that’s fit you for like, 5 years no matter how much your body has changed

I even grew boobs and it’s like ‘whatever, I got you’.

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hitlersasshole:

dont talk to me unless your hair looks like this
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armin-swaglert:

SOMEONE FUCKING MADE A SAND SCULPTURE OF THE CREEPY HAPPY MEAL

armin-swaglert:

SOMEONE FUCKING MADE A SAND SCULPTURE OF THE CREEPY HAPPY MEAL

cloysterbell:

I think my favorite thing about this generation is how seriously everyone takes their Hogwarts house.

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vitalizinq:

The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them

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wantering-blog:

Sometimes all you need is to wear the perfect pair of shoes to let go of doubts. Thank you Mr. Louboutin.
xoxo,@Wantering

wantering-blog:

Sometimes all you need is to wear the perfect pair of shoes to let go of doubts. Thank you Mr. Louboutin.

xoxo,
@Wantering

wantering (wantering) on Twitter