"we have two lives, and the second begins when we realize we only have one."

timeywimey27:

this man was once in charge of australia

timeywimey27:

this man was once in charge of australia

troyesivanismyqueen:

troyesivanismyqueen:

i don’t think i’ll ever be ready to be a parent i can’t even raise a spider how do u expect me to kill a child

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oh good god i fucked up

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fullmetalfisting:

Some women want to be house wives and some women want to be Harvard professors and some women want to be porn stars and some women want to be nuns and some women want to be surgeons and there is nothing wrong with anyone’s profession I am sick of people being rude to women about their professions oh my god

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"I didn’t like my name until you said it."

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lordfocker:

If a memory wiping device was created I would literally just use it to forget about my favourite tv series and movies to watch them all over again.

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a-fairytale-in-a-blue-box:

i just went from aw to wtf

freaks4geeks:

This is so perfect it’s hitting every possible spot of my feels

oestrogencookies:

sniffing:

LOOK AT THIS LILLL BABBY THAT FELL ASLEEP ON A GIRLS IPAD DURING CLASS

Why is there a kitten in your school

oestrogencookies:

sniffing:

LOOK AT THIS LILLL BABBY THAT FELL ASLEEP ON A GIRLS IPAD DURING CLASS

Why is there a kitten in your school

everythingexceptrapandcountry:

don’t talk to boys who aren’t nice to their mothers

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disappears:

I poured my fucking heart to you and you reply “oh, lol” Bitch, I hope you get hit by a bus so I can be like… “oh, lol”

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whitepeopleofficial:

Me reblogging this is my contribution to earth day

bombaree:

i told a boy i liked his hair today in class and he laughed a little and could hardly say “thanks” and then buried his head in his hands the second i turned around i think i made him flustered omg

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qolx:

omfg her face