"we have two lives, and the second begins when we realize we only have one."

bradtitt:

i always flip the first test page extra loudly just to show everyone that im better than them

image

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teddytrumpet:

gotpasta:

cosbyykidd:

sickomobb:

ghivashels:

colinmorgasms:

what if obama does the ice bucket challenge and nominates queen elizabeth

what if obama actually talks about what’s going on in ferguson

what if obama stopped exterminating the middle eastern population with drones

what if obama lowered my gotdamn tuition

What if everyone gets educated and stops acting like the President can make decisions for the country by themselves

^that one 

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queerboiswag:

cakeandrevolution:

I want to see a reality tv show where straight dudes have to read the shitty messages they send to women to their mothers.

i would die laughing

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wifipasswords:

this is heartbreaking

wifipasswords:

this is heartbreaking

modifiedfiction:

goodsex—nostress:

serration:

constantly torn between “if it’s meant to be, it will be” and “if you want it, go get it”

My life

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giggle:

cartel:

giggle:

R U DTF



NO STOP

giggle:

cartel:

giggle:

R U DTF

NO STOP

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veryclassylady:

I looked at him and thought. I would not mind sunday mornings with him.

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"The worst torturer ever in existence, is your own brain."
Ten word story.
10/09/2014 - 22:39 (via iwontcryforyesterday)

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setbabiesonfire:

impala-sonic-deductions:

vivere-est-ars:

every woman on tumblr should have this on their dash

And every man

Look how nobody’s yelling or arguing or making things into a competition. Look how this is to straight up educate people through a different perspective. Look how effective that makes the message.

smilefor-medarling:

Some of these are so awkward, and some are great, and there’s that one with the dad that’s just 100% heartbreaking.

xpartygetsmewetter:

methhomework:

what did i just read

💵💎💕

xpartygetsmewetter:

methhomework:

what did i just read

💵💎💕